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Diluting the trans panic with satirical gender fluid.

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Diluting the trans panic with satirical gender fluid.

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Harry ‘The Owl’ Miller takes to the skies in ACME rainbow extraction machine.

‘We Are Fair Cop’ founder and amateur aviation enthusiast Harry “The Owl” Miller has taken to the skies in his latest battle against the politicisation of British aerospace, in an ACME-brand rainbow-extracting flying machine designed to preserve the integrity of…

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  • November 11, 2025
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Cognitive Scientists Discover Helen Joyce Able to Recognise Reflection.

Helen Joyce has been found to be able to recognise herself in a mirror, passing a test of self-recognition generally only achieved by some humans, apes and bottlenose dolphins.  Dr Alexandra MacLennan, a senior researcher at the Cognitive Science Society,…

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  • November 11, 2025
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Smirking, gum-chewing Tim Davie very sorry if Lily Cade offended you.

Standing atop an upturned milk-crate during a reluctant, impromptu press conference outside Broadcasting House this morning, BBC Director General Tim Davie, slouching with hands in pockets, gave an official apology for the BBC’s recent platforming of Lily Cade. Cade had…

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  • November 11, 2025
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Far right fascist distances self from British gender critical feminism.

Broadcaster and far right provocateur Andy Ngô, facing calls to explain his presence at the inaugural conference of the London branch of the anti-trans group LGB Alliance, was quick to distance himself from the UK’s gender critical feminist movement, claiming…

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  • November 11, 2025
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JK Rowling’s editor begs protestors not to inspire another fucking crime novel.

JK Rowling’s literary editor Geoff Bishop today issued a heartfelt plea for the protestors who were recently photographed outside the bestselling author’s Aberfeldy estate to please leave Ms Rowling alone, lest she be inspired to write another fucking crime fiction…

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  • November 11, 2025
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‘Sex Matters’ enlist James Esses for youth education group ‘Sex With Children’.

Hot on the heels of her Landmark legal victory against Stonewall, feminist trailblazer Maya Forstater has announced the formation of a new organisation dedicated to providing accurate sex-based education for young children in the face of what she described as…

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  • November 11, 2025
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Judith Butler’s flatmate blames string of cake thefts on impenetrability of discourse.

Lisa Meyer, long-time friend and flatmate of feminist scholar Judith Butler, attributed a string of recent food thefts to a misunderstanding due to the incomprehensibility of the Cleveland academic’s writing, a claim Judith views with some suspicion. “A dear friend…

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  • November 11, 2025
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7 times Billy Bragg was silent about male-on-female violence.

1. The rape and death threats sent to J.K. Rowling When Twitter user Vulpix60698291 was seen to have told the beloved female author to “fuck off terf,” I assume feminist ally Billy was first to rush to her defence. No?…

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  • November 11, 2025
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Graham Linehan apologises to trans community, opens up about mental health struggles.

Little more than a year has passed since I last spent an hour in the company of Graham Linehan, yet the differences in his demeanour could not be more stark. Where once there was restlessness, there is now the hum…

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  • November 11, 2025
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Hungover Suzanne Moore takes delivery of giant pink Indian wedding tent with cotton ceiling.

A hungover and visibly sleep-deprived Suzanne Moore was awakened early this morning to sign for the delivery of a 15 metre wide, pink and white marquee designed for the hosting of traditional Indian wedding receptions, that she had no recollection…

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  • November 11, 2025
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